Beware of the Douchebags

For the longest time, the PinkScalers had a theory...

Our theory was that people from a town called Klang were always:
1. Not trustworthy
2. Cheap
3. Shameless

In short, people who you don't want to have as friends.
This theory was true in some ways as we came across few other people who belonged to the town and were of the characteristic as above.
* after many years, i finally met one true friend who is a dear, dear person. Like a sister to me. And she is from Klang. So i guess it might only apply to Indians from Klang? hehe (and no, im not being racist. Its something only Pinkscalers will understand)

But today we stumbled on another freakish truth:

See while not all Aries are douchebags, those that have their birthdays fall between 29 to 30 March ARE certified DOUCHEBAGS + OXYMORONS to the core!
Why so harsh you ask?

Well let’s just say people of this category LIE about each and every thing and we have solid proof collected over years of observation and personally knowing and being close to them (not like we do on purpose, just that paths cross and we become friends/relatives to them and then after you have been 'HIT', you start seeing patterns).

People of this kind have huge EGOs. They think they are super rich, or super smart or super beautiful that everyone is out there to get them or get to know them. I am not joking.

P used to think she was the prettiest of the lot. God forbid should any man even glance her way coz she will then think 'he likes me'.
She never got sticking around in a worksplace for long as she always came up with same story:
This manager likes me. And he is married. Or something about sexual harassment would be her excuse to leave.
She used to copy from Lilo not only Uni Thesis stuff but up to Facebook status updates!!
Not once, not twice but freaking each time !! Again, not kidding.
Like who does that??
On top of that, she used to lie about the car she was going to get, how she didn’t manage to get it this time round, how some priest advised her not to get this color etc etc.
There was no stopping to her lies which were the same every semester, every year.

Then we have M. Now M have a special method about lying. He lies about things that we cannot find out immediately from. (A skill honed up after years of lying i guess). He used to lie about his financial status, claiming property which he never owned to be his, claiming to go places he never been, claiming his boss sucked and he was being framed by his superiors at work, making promises which he never intended to keep, etc. The list goes on pretty long.

In short, the Pinkscalers know total of 4 douchebags that are born 29-30 March who are a nuisance to the society, who have hurt so many people around them with their pathetic LIES and behavior.
1. They absolutely love to BRAG !! (even for things they don’t own/have)
2. They love MONEY
3. They always WHINE. Like constantly..
4. They LIE thru their mouth every waking second. Even for small insignificant things that don’t require lying.
5. They love talking about themselves.. whether its how im being looked at, to how successful I am, etc..

For the life of me, I cannot think why someone would be all of the above. Don’t they have fear for GOD? Don’t they know the laws of Karma? Don’t they know Truth always prevails in the end? Don’t they know people are not dumb and can actually see thru their lies?

Yes i know some of you may argue, 4 is not a number we should make our conclusions on.
So you are welcome to comment if you do know personally those born between those dates that are not douchebags.
But as Pinkscalers, we reserve the right to hold our own opinion and beliefts (it is our blog anyway :P).

N.e.m.o