Thursday, 30 April 2009

a sweet friend of mine, takes tonnes n tonnes of photos... i swear i am not exaggerating as there's always some new photos of her or the people around her in fb, n i mean almost every 2 days... yes, hunny bunny sweetie pie, i'm talking bout u! :)

i'm just jealous that i don't see life as beautiful as she does! n the crazy daily details that she blogs about are simply mindblowing for a pessimist like me...

n i also decided to write bout her today bcos, she's not the kind of person who fakes it or those who live in their own bubble gummed world... (trust me, i know when someone fakes it, cos i hate them to pieces!!)

nway, the point is... i'm a born pessimist, n surely to die pessimist! sigh...

By: 'Lilo

p/s: babe, dun kill me for writing bout u... cos u just make me wonder everyday, how on earth do u do it? hehehe...

Shoot me!

for god's sake, someone please shoot me...

only if i had a gun right now, i would point it straight to my forehead n shoot myself dead than having have to put up with a psycho like this... (btw, im talking bout that yindian i wrote previously)

or if i ever one day, get a c-4 bomb, i would definitely throw it right inside his big mouth!

fucking annoying... n d worst part is, he knows he is annoying n he's proud of it...

why god, why? why on earth do all these psycho come finding me?

- speechless + pissed LILO!

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I don't know if you guys notice the ads by Google on the right side of this blog.. if you monitor carefully, those short ads are always derived from keywords that are used in our blog entries... they always make me laugh... like how there would be a florist ad when we blog about flowers, etc...

n today i noticed, the first on the list was, "I Hate My Life" - an agency that teaches story/essay writing or something like that...

ironic, eh? i definitely know where that came from.. it must be all my sucking emo blogs!! hahahahaha....

By: 'Lilo

fast n furious?

lately i see a lot of people who speed with their cars, take a picture of their speedometer (if that's what its called) n boast around... so one very boring day, i decided to take mine too... but not so dahsyat la... nway, since i alredi took d pic, might as well post it, kan?

n today, i promise to myself, one fine day, i will reach that 180, take a pic n boast :)

By: 'Lilo

No title la...

"u dun make me mad u know...u the only person in this world who dun fight with me or make me mad..."

i was very surprised to hear this from my boyfriend, after being with him for so long now.... i thought i made him mad all the time... n just the night before, i went to sleep in tears cos I assumed he must be really mad at me... (i screwed up something he was very particular about)

so hearing this really took me off guard.. have i been imagining he's been mad at me for every stupid thing i do? did all my tears go to waste? damn... n he's not the person to simply say things like this... so it has to be true, at least to a certain extend...

sigh.. why must men that i love be so complicated?

By: 'Lilo


My trip to Jogja, happened!! Even tough, I had high expectations and not everything was met; but I must say I had some decent fun... It was a very relaxing, well deserved break...

A very different one too… we had some unforgettable adventurous experiences in search of a “tattoo parlor”... But unfortunately they were all booked and we couldn’t get one done :( sad sad… nway, talking about tattoo, I been deliberating on getting one for past 2 years now… I really cant decide.. sometimes, I want it so badly, sometimes, I think its stupid…

Anyway, my latest “fetish” is to get a tattoo on my ankle… thinking of a very indianised, tribal pattern… but cant find a proper picture to show the tattoo artist.. n me sucking in drawing, doesn’t help.. So I would greatly appreciate if anyone who has some nice tattoo images, do send them to me.. pleaseeeeee…..

By: 'lilo

Thursday, 16 April 2009

why la? why?

i used to date this one guy... he's weird.... n i really mean WEIRD in block and bold!

he's always online, but never chats... he sits in front of the pc 24-7, but never reply mails or update anything on his facebook/friendster....

and today, after sooo long, finally I see a update of him in my facebook profile... and all it said was., He(his name) took the How will you die? quiz!!!

why lah? why??? of all the millions of quizzes in facebook that i'm getting annoyed with, must he take this one???? i know lah, he got no life, but now he sounds worst than me kan?? kan kan??

-Speechless Lilo

I need a break..

i seriously seriously need a break.... i think my next week break (yes, its finally happening!!) is just gonna be a damage control... i might be gone absolutely kuku by then!

i realized this, when i woke up this morning.. and the 1st thing i did was to pray that one of the rulers in this country will die!! so that it would automatically be a public holiday! That's sick, i know... but even in the very sleepy-half awake state, my brain knew very clearly, there's no other way my sick job would let me go on a leave today!!

i'm so fucking tired man... i would lurrvveeee a huge glass of long island tea right now...... thank god its Friday tomorrow!!

By: gone-kuku 'Lilo

Tuesday, 14 April 2009

Hide & Seek

I can see it coming… its like so far yet so near…

I can feel the changes every day…

The hide and seek game has started…

The constant avoidance… the constant annoyance... It’s all starting to make sense…

As a blessing in disguise, I have been there… Done that…

Yet, it’s not getting any easier… and that sucks! Like hell….

By: ‘Lilo

Thursday, 9 April 2009

asshole again!

The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.
Each organ took a turn to speak up.
Brain... I should be in charge because I run

all body functions..
Blood.. I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the brain.
Stomach... I should be in charge because I process food for the brain..
Legs..... I should be in charge because I take
the brain where it wants to go.
Eyes......I should be in charge because I let the brain see where it's going.
Asshole.....I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste.

All the other parts laughed so hard and this made the asshole very mad. To prove his point, the asshole immediately slammed tightly closed and stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever.

Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief
Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ache
Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable
Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became
Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the
Day 6 -The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in charge


By: 'lilo