Tuesday, 14 April 2015


There is a reason, why I don't like people.

Yes, I believe there are two types of people in this world. And I don't like both of them.

That is the reason for why I am usually not friendly. It's an exclusive emotion meant only for my exclusive friends.

So anyway, today being (Tamil) new year and all, I decided to wear something nice to work, which happened to enhance my fat curves and what not.

This girl at work who is trying to be my friend recently, decides to "compliment" me.

"You actually have a nice body, you know! Your figure is nice, but you know la your stomach. You just need to work on that. That's the core you know!"

Like hell I know.

Get lost people.

Hmmph. What a start to the year.


Wednesday, 1 April 2015

Champion is me!

It's one of those days when I just wanna be a sloth and do nothing. Just as I was enjoying my staring into space/monitor moment all day, someone had to interrupt!!

So this guy, my colleague, starts going on and on about how he is unhappy with things in the company etc etc.. Like seriously, is that even surprising?

I tried staring blankly at his face for a good few mins, but he didn't seem to stop.

So I had to cut him half way and asked,

Me: Are you a customer?
He: Err, no?
Me: Then does it matter what you have to say?
He: Hm, no I guess?
Me: Yup, do you want to continue?
He: No, thanks!

Hoorah! Champion is me! :D