- You snooze your alarm that rings at 5.50am up to 6.50am, every 5 minutes....
- Yet, you catch a sleep sitting at the toilet bowl until you hear some noise outside...
- You stare at the wrinkled pants for 30 seconds, say fck it, and wear the wrinkled pants to work..
- You also match it with a wrinkled shirt..
- You actually start driving at 80km/h..
- You accidentally reach office 10 minutes earlier than usual, you rather take a detour to McDonalds at other side of the world to grab a coffee..
- You only remember to open your outlook 40 mintues past working hours..
- You go to the toilet more often than you need...
- You sometimes take your iphone to the toilet to catch up on some game you paused last night..
- You read every single article on the online newspaper..
- You read every tom, dick & harry (sometime even their family's) blogs..
- You have at least 5 chat windows open, and at least 2 game windows minimized..
- You have read every single update on fb, yet you keep clicking on recent news...
- You pray for someone important to die, so you will get a day off..
- You write crappy blogs like this..
yet I can't bloody find a new job :(
- Lilo
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LOL congrats, i think you topped my 10 reasons to leave :D
Btw, just so you know, i did update my CV a little yesterday. Left few more amendments to make then im good to go :D
Proud of you! Finally!! :)
Hey Nemo, wanna come work for me. I think i have the perfect job for you ;)
So is that what you do at work everyday? NOTHING???
Yeah, that's why I have so much time to entertain your nonsense :p
what job you have for Nemo?
Why, would you like the job instead?
What would be your ideal job?
No, thank you!
Maybe a chef/food blogger :)
A chef? Really? Can you even cook now? Im surprised..
Why must you be surprised? Of course I can.. Not professionally, but I can..
Impressed?
Quite. What do you like cooking? We're talking cooking right not baking.
Of course, but I can bake too..
Nothing in particular, I mix n match from Indian to Italian..
Got a bit of a fusion thing going on have we ;) Why dont you be a food critic instead. Im sure you would make an excellent critic.
Thank you for the compliments! You got to start cooking then.
I do consider myself an amateur chef come to speak of it. Cooking is an art for only the passionate ;)
hahaha, why am I now surprised?
So what is your speacialty,
Mr. passionate?
No idea. Maybe cause you think all "male species" to be incapable of anything besides contributing a small fraction to reproduction.
I dont have a specialty actually. I think I'm just good in all i make ;) Although i must add, Italian is one of the easiest to do,although im not a big fan of it.
wow, finally I have found a man who understands me so well :)
and of cos, you can't be a big fan of Italian when you are a big fan of me :)
If me being your fan brings out the vanity in you, i take full pride in it ;)
How noble of you! *puke*
what job u have for me?
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