Thursday 1 April 2010

Men #10 (i think, lost count..)

Yesterday while I was having dinner in front of tv, my mom in a cheerleader tone, happily announced to me "hey, guess what? your good times have come!"

Choking on the food a little, and smelling something fishy, I didn't bother looking up or asking what in the world that suppose to mean...

But of course, she being my mom, didn't get it!! So she went on with her story... "you know, since last week, one by one proposal keep coming!"

taa daaaa... so the game or war is back on now...

but as usual, i didn't react or retaliate! i did what do I best, ignored and pretended like I am deaf and dumb..

but i know, the bomb is waiting to explode... the clock is ticking.. and its fucking annoying...

and I blame fucking BONELESS, BRAINLESS & IDIOT men for all this!!! why cant they fucking find their own girl and get married to??? why the fuck, someone from the great men species would let their mommys find them a girl?? are they born without balls or what???

Go find your own fucking girl or go fucking die! period!


-Lilo

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

most men are in the same predicment a.k.a. single...so when the parents ask r u looking for a girl..they say nope, too busy, y dont u look for me...then the mothers start looking for them by asking thier frens for any single girl that they know..thats whr u come in...ur not 'the girl' but ur just 'a single girl'

Lilo said...

i totally didn't get u there! What different does it make if am a gal, or a single gal.. the fact is, dun ask ur parents to find u a gal.. if u r so busy as u claim, then dun fuckin get married! leave the poor gals alone...

Anonymous said...

Hey other anon,why you pissing off my lilo for..I thought i bought privileges to that ;)
Lilo,sometimes we have to get married to some girl to re-produce not for our sake but for our parents sake so they can compare how cute their grandchildren are with their friends.But really you got to be fair to the guys,some girls ask their moms to look for guys for them also cause they're so screwed in their head and they know no guy who actually knows them will marry them hence they have to get some unknown person,trick them into marriage and then unleash themselves!
The con continues....

Lilo said...

ok, so there are 2 anons now.. damn it, can u guys at least leave a nick or initial? that would really help.. just when i was getting all lovey dovey with my anon..

anyway my dear anon, u make more sense.. but b4 I respond to your comment, I wanna ask you.. Do you believe men and women are equal?

Anonymous said...

Of course we are.Why would you not think that?

Lilo said...

I rest my case then!

most men I know don't seem to think so..

Anonymous said...

I told you,you've been meeting all the wrong men.But you've found me now,so its all good ;)

Lilo said...

Unfortunately darling, I've heard it b4.. that's what all men say in the beginning.. "I'm not like the rest, I'm different, u know!"

So until the day you show up in front of my eyes and prove me wrong, I shall continue to rant/ramble/bitch whatever u call it.. my hatredness towards men will continue :)

Anonymous said...

How can you go on about equal rights but yet rant/ramble so much bout the opposite sex?

Lilo said...

1. What has equal rights got to do with me rambling?? You can go ahead and ramble too, I ain't gonna stop u :)

2. I respect you for believing men and women are equal, thus I didn't argue with you.

3. But my dear, I don't think they are, I don't think they can ever be.. But like you said, I have never met any, so I have no reason to believe or fight for equal rights :)

Anonymous said...

1.I got better thing to do than ramble about women.It's not going to solve anything ;)

3.You dont think men and women are equal? You're one of those who think women are much more superior to men arent you.I am not judging but if you do think that,why would that be? And why is it you think women deserve to be treated so much better than men? (dont give me the giving birth thing)

Lilo said...

lol, u r funny!

1. Good for u!

2. I don't think women are superior than men.. And I also don't think women deserve to be treated so much better than men..

Let me make my self clear here.. I'm just a believer of "Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus" theory! MEN and WOMEN are DIFFERENT! they are from two different planets.. they can never be the same.. and I cant do anything about it.. and that fact annoys me.. so I rant/ramble!

So to answer your question no. 2, no, I don't want to be treated better, I just want to be treated differently.

p/s: oh btw, are the women you meeting still talking about giving birth thingy, no wonder u r like this! Dun blame u :)

Anonymous said...

I should shoot the author of that book.What a controversy its created.
And no, women i meet dont speak bout the "giving birth thingy" but most sexual activist i know, do.
And why would you want men and women to be the same? That would just take the fun out of everything!

Lilo said...

No, I don't want them to be same.. I just want them to accept the fact that we are different.. and treat me like a women.. like how I have learned to treat them like men..

Anyway, what I have with men is a love-hate relationship... you probably won't get it..

Anonymous said...

Haha..That's such a women thing to say.."you wont get it" and then when we leave it and accept that we "dont get it" ,you guys give us shit for not being able "to get it"
There's no winning....

Lilo said...

Ok fine, tell me now, what is it that you want to know? I shall try my best to make u "get it" :)

Anonymous said...

I don't really want to know anything.That was just a justification to my excuse of not knowing anything ;)
But i do get your love-hate thing though,we think the same of women.
So you see,we're similar in alot more ways than you think.But of course,i would know how to make my lady feel like a woman.

Lilo said...

I'm glad you do.. And happy for her too..

But like I have said, you sound too good to be true.. breaking the shield of anonymity, I don't know if you would react the same away..

and until "good guys" like you can be more macho like and come out of the shield, "good girls" like me will continue rambling... so bear with me!

Anonymous said...

Haha..So you would like me to tell you my name,address and phone number and then what? You would call me and start rambling to me directly then?
How does it make me macho to reveal my identity to you? Please enlighten me "good girl"

Lilo said...

if you are as good as you claim to be, i wouldn't have any reason to ramble, would i?

Well, you will be macho, by becoming the "first man" to come right out and prove me wrong.. or you can join the remaining macholess guy gang called "all talk n no action" :p

Anonymous said...

Haha..What is it exactly you want me to come right out and prove to you? ;)

Lilo said...

That there are some nice men out there and they treat girls right..

For a start, giving yourself a name would help ;)

Anonymous said...

But you've already given me one.i think "the beast" is as macho as you can get.And why would i need to give myself a name when you're just known as "lilo"..Dont you think Lilo and The beast is sufficient enough?

Lilo said...

That is because you want to prove something to me, and I don't need to my dear :)

Anonymous said...

Err no..If i remember right,you are trying to make me prove something to you but i dont think i need too.I dont think i need to prove anything to anyone really.And no im not asking you to prove anything either.So lets stay mutual on this.

Lilo said...

Of course, definitely you dont have to prove anything to me..

Like I have said, then juts don't blame me for ranting/rambling.. bear with me!