To maintain a healthy level of insanity..

1. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
2. In the memo field of all your cheques, write 'for marijuana'!
3. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get
4. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
5. Specify that your drive-through order is 'to go'
6. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache - I know lot of people who do this :p
7. When the money comes out the ATM, scream 'I won! I won!'
8. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling 'run for your lives! They're loose!'
9. Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.'
10. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS

Have a smile - Lilo :)