How to be insulting?

I found this cool tweet link that teaches you how to be insulting? Not that I don't do that very well already, but one should always improve right? ;) Just thought these were pretty cool and insulting (duh!):

• I wish your parents had never met. 
•  Some people bring happiness wherever they go; you bring happiness whenever you go.  
• You have an open mind, and a mouth to match. 
•  Someday you'll go far, and I hope you stay there.  
• I know you have to be somebody, but why do you have to be you? 
• I don't know what makes you tick, but I hope it's a time bomb.  
• You look like a professional blind date. 
• I'm glad you're tall. It gives me more of you to dislike. 
• I don't wanna be mean, but you need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle.  
• Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you? 
• Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?  
• Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you? 

Have a laugh, if you have any humour left in you! :D


Lilo