Monday, 8 August 2011

Men #21

I forgot. The doctor that I'm seeing is a man. No wonder he's so dumb.

I tell him I've lost 5kgs, he says good job and asks me to lose 6kg more!!!!

F.u! F.u! F.u!!


iLilo



24 comments:

Anonymous said...

you know what that means right..you're fat! ;)

Lilo said...

I hate you.

And the world is so unfair.

Anonymous said...

Why? Cause ur fat and im not ;)

Anonymous said...

Fat and ugly totally does not apply to English teachers. English teacher's are usually sophisticated and charismatic. Did you have a fat and ugly English teacher?

Anonymous said...

And however did you interpret that?

Lilo said...

The no life part? Why else would you be my fan? :)

Anonymous said...

And who ever said i am your fan? This is hilarious..

Lilo said...

Like love, you don't have to say it.. It's written all over your face! Look in the mirror :p

Anonymous said...

Can you just stick to one blog. Its exhausting arguing with you on both..

I am looking in the mirror..It says im awesome..No "love" anywhere around it..
Besides i dont believe in love..Do you?

Lilo said...

Then stop arguing and be nice to me.

And I didn't say you love me, I said like "love"..

But anyway, really now?? You don't believe in love?? Why is that so?? Too many dumped u??

Of cos I do..

Anonymous said...

I am nice. For some reason, to you I am always the enemy.

No one dumps me, i dump them :P

I just dont think it exist of course. No such thing as unconditional love in today's world.

You've got "sucker for love" written all over your face probably ;)

Lilo said...

I only think of you as my fan; never the enemy :)

Im not quite surprised actually. I knew you were totally an "arrange marriage" kind of dude.. And if you ever/when decide to go that way, just apply the whatever two cents nonsense that you shared with me just now and you will totally rock it!

And yes, I do have it written all over my face for being unconditionally loved by many ;)

Anonymous said...

I said i didnt believe in love, so whatever makes you think i believe in marriage?
Definitely NOT arranged marriage. Can you imagine if i got hooked with you..

Lilo said...

Oh god, hell no!!

But it's good that you don't believe in marriages.. Dissapointment is way harder to handle. So it's a good start!

Anonymous said...

That's true. I doubt i could find a woman who is normal and sane :P

Lilo said...

I dont blame you. Many times we fail to see what is right in front of our eyes (like right now) ;)

And in your case, it's a catch 21 situation. If she is normal and sane, she wouldn't want you.

Anonymous said...

You mean catch 22?

If she is normal and sane, i would be her best catch..

Lilo said...

Oops, yes.

And that is because opposites attract right?

Anonymous said...

If that is so, you must be dating a really good looking and smart chap then..
But..if you are, he could share the same eyesight as stevie wonder :P

Lilo said...

I am not, so that explains.

And there is no such thing as smart man, so I'm happy with what I've got.

Anonymous said...

You mean you have "settled"?? ;)

Lilo said...

You can't fight the nature.

Anonymous said...

You're right. We always fail to see what is right in front of us..
Nature has more to offer ;)

Lilo said...

Thank you. I shall end this argument with contentment that you agreed I am right.


P/s: please go get/buy a life. Good night!