Men #21

So the annoy-the-shit-out-of me guy, walks into the office.. Wait, he needs a name, I foresee many more blog entries, so let's call him jackass (rhymes with his name)..

So jackass walks into the office, goes to the cubicle behind mind n calls out "hey, turn around, see this!"

And I turn around and get shocked, seeing the jackass standing there with his shirt unbuttoned revealing his hairy chest!!! I go, WTF???

And he point towards some burn mark on his chest, and ask me to guess wat it is?? realizing my still WTF face on, he explains that those are self burned marks with cigarette to make him forget his ex who dumped him like centuries ago..

I shouted at him, "are you freaking nuts?? What on earth is wrong with you??"

N he actually laughs n proudly explains that this is nothing compared to his brother who once took 40 panadols at one go...

Seriously god, why do u do this to me? You know I have more than enough patience.


iLilo