Dear Santa,
You need to really really get me a new job this Christmas... You see, what I am talking like now :(
(GMail chat between my colleague and I )
me: oh btw, did u see my boss just now?
J: nope
me: she got a new haircut!
J: I didn't see her.. where is she?!
me: she came in for 20mins
J: then?!
me: then gone for lunch
J: how she look like?
me: like CIBAI
J: ROFLLLL.. SHIT YOU TO THE CORE!!!!!!!
what kinda hairstyle looks like CIBAI?!?!!
me: Really!
(boss walks in)
me: there u go.. see...
J: LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!! now i see the cibainess in her head
me: hahahaha, see i told ya :D
J: I JUST SAW A CIBAI ON HER HEAD!!!!!!!!! ROFLOLOLOL
Needless to say more.. So c'mon Santa! Be a man. Do the right thing! (ala Russel Peters :p)
Regards,
Lilo
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52 comments:
how can Santa fulfill your wish if you have been cursing? :D
daring lah wei you and your colleague..
btw, cibai is worse than Ah Lian style? enlighten me
Let's not go to the definitions of Cibai. Already using it is bad enough! :p
That's just vulgar. Never expected that from you. Btw i hope you know all office IM's are monitored ;)
Expect the unexpected in 2011.. This is just the teaser :p
There is more vulgarity in you?
Will strike if provoked :)
So much hidden talent. Never would have guessed ;)
You probably know only 10% of the real me :)
Not too sure if I'd like to know more. Would i be interested?
Satisfaction guaranteed! :p
Tell me more then. Give it your best shot.
What do I get by impressing you?
My attention..
Don't I already have that in abundance? ;)
Not really. You have my sarcasm now ;)
That's you being in denial..
In denial about my attention to you? Why would I lie about that. Impress me and you'll definitely have my devoted attention..
You are just trying to be all macho by being sarcastic.
But I know for a fact that I already have your undying attention. (Yeah, I am confident like that!) :)
Im impressed. You have the same traits as me..
I do not need to be all "macho" with you. The sarcasm is my true character . I am quite witty like that ;)
LOL, I'm impressed too :) So how am I gonna get to know the true characteristics of yours?
Maybe it shall be revealed when you reveal yourself ;)
So i know vulgar and over-confident. You want to add to that..
Ouch! I'm truly hurt :( You follow my blog for what, like 2 years now, and after all those hundreds of comments... all you can say about me, is vulgar and over-confident? Ouch!
*heartbroken* :(
A good sense of humour..Keep it coming ...;)
I don't appreciate your sarcasm! So, save it!
Temper..
Trying to be smart, eh?
Smart..Now we talking..;)
Seriously, why are you entertaining me?
You seem to be working late. I figured you needed the company.
Would you prefer not?
Aaww.. so you know how to be sweet too?
I'm flattered.
Told you i would reveal myself slowly ;) But no, sweet is not really a characteristic of mine.I am working late too so technically you are keeping me entertained ;)
So you do work? That's interesting. So what do you do?
I told you before, I'm a doctor in Bali. Unbelievable?
LOL, you really expect me to believe that?? Come on, I wasn't born yesterday!
Not gullible..Which is good to a certain extent i guess ;)
But seriously, if I dont sound like a doctor, what do i sound like..Im curious..
Some guy with a pc infont of him and nothing better to do.. So most probably, some IT support/helpdesk related.. or perhaps some boring engineering stuff..
Damn. Im disappointed. IT guys are boring and lifeless.Engineers on the other hand have no sense of humour. Do you really think i fit in these categories? I would have thought more of a columnist or a sports writer.
Haha, that shows how little I know of you.
But yeah, you could be a writer.. or a blogger..
Anyway, there is no point in me guessing when you never gonna admit right? So be what you are but you know now how you sound :)
Like an IT nerd? Darn. I told you Im a doctor but you would never believe now would you. So what are you doing on your pc this late anyways? IT or telemarketing? ;)
Neither :) c'mon.. I'm sure you can do better than that!
Oh, one more thing.. You can also sound like an English teacher :p huhu..
English teacher? Just cause my English is more refine than yours does not make me an English teacher :P
LOL.. More like you sound as boring as an English teacher who's only good at playing around with words :p
Boring because i dont use profanity and curse my boss behind her back? :P
I wouldn't know that, would I? For all I know, you can be some serial killer :)
I could :) That would make me a much more interesting character compared to an English teacher now wouldnt it.
Sales? You could pull off being a sales person i reckon
You wish! Until you tell me what, I will just assume you as a English teacher.
Sales? Last thing I can do! I'm cocky, I don't convince people.
Jack the Ripper! My night job ;)
Sales people are cocky. Or else they wouldnt be in sales.
OK so not sales. Media?
You read me whine about my job every other day, yet you can't even get close..
Brilliance is just not in your genes I suppose :)
You just whined about it. You never said what you were whinning about. Other than the fact you have absolutely nothing to do at work..Do not judge my intelligence. “I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.”
I like you for being really honest at times; yes, you absolutely know nothing.
Ah! typical female. Twist of words and throw it back at me :P
Proud to be one =)
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