Tuesday 21 December 2010

Christmas Wish!

Dear Santa,

You need to really really get me a new job this Christmas... You see, what I am talking like now :(

(GMail chat between my colleague and I )

me: oh btw, did u see my boss just now?
J: nope
me: she got a new haircut!
J: I didn't see her.. where is she?!
me: she came in for 20mins
J: then?!
me: then gone for lunch
J: how she look like?
me: like CIBAI
J: ROFLLLL.. SHIT YOU TO THE CORE!!!!!!!
what kinda hairstyle looks like CIBAI?!?!!
me: Really!
 (boss walks in)
me: there u go.. see...
J: LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!! now i see the cibainess in her head
me: hahahaha, see i told ya :D
J: I JUST SAW A CIBAI ON HER HEAD!!!!!!!!! ROFLOLOLOL
 
 
Needless to say more.. So c'mon Santa! Be a man. Do the right thing! (ala Russel Peters :p)
 
Regards,
Lilo

52 comments:

N.e.m.o said...

how can Santa fulfill your wish if you have been cursing? :D

daring lah wei you and your colleague..

btw, cibai is worse than Ah Lian style? enlighten me

Lilo said...

Let's not go to the definitions of Cibai. Already using it is bad enough! :p

Anonymous said...

That's just vulgar. Never expected that from you. Btw i hope you know all office IM's are monitored ;)

Lilo said...

Expect the unexpected in 2011.. This is just the teaser :p

Anonymous said...

There is more vulgarity in you?

Lilo said...

Will strike if provoked :)

Anonymous said...

So much hidden talent. Never would have guessed ;)

Lilo said...

You probably know only 10% of the real me :)

Anonymous said...

Not too sure if I'd like to know more. Would i be interested?

Lilo said...

Satisfaction guaranteed! :p

Anonymous said...

Tell me more then. Give it your best shot.

Lilo said...

What do I get by impressing you?

Anonymous said...

My attention..

Lilo said...

Don't I already have that in abundance? ;)

Anonymous said...

Not really. You have my sarcasm now ;)

Lilo said...

That's you being in denial..

Anonymous said...

In denial about my attention to you? Why would I lie about that. Impress me and you'll definitely have my devoted attention..

Lilo said...

You are just trying to be all macho by being sarcastic.

But I know for a fact that I already have your undying attention. (Yeah, I am confident like that!) :)

Anonymous said...

Im impressed. You have the same traits as me..
I do not need to be all "macho" with you. The sarcasm is my true character . I am quite witty like that ;)

Lilo said...

LOL, I'm impressed too :) So how am I gonna get to know the true characteristics of yours?

Anonymous said...

Maybe it shall be revealed when you reveal yourself ;)
So i know vulgar and over-confident. You want to add to that..

Lilo said...

Ouch! I'm truly hurt :( You follow my blog for what, like 2 years now, and after all those hundreds of comments... all you can say about me, is vulgar and over-confident? Ouch!

*heartbroken* :(

Anonymous said...

A good sense of humour..Keep it coming ...;)

Lilo said...

I don't appreciate your sarcasm! So, save it!

Anonymous said...

Temper..

Lilo said...

Trying to be smart, eh?

Anonymous said...

Smart..Now we talking..;)

Lilo said...

Seriously, why are you entertaining me?

Anonymous said...

You seem to be working late. I figured you needed the company.
Would you prefer not?

Lilo said...

Aaww.. so you know how to be sweet too?

I'm flattered.

Anonymous said...

Told you i would reveal myself slowly ;) But no, sweet is not really a characteristic of mine.I am working late too so technically you are keeping me entertained ;)

Lilo said...

So you do work? That's interesting. So what do you do?

Anonymous said...

I told you before, I'm a doctor in Bali. Unbelievable?

Lilo said...

LOL, you really expect me to believe that?? Come on, I wasn't born yesterday!

Anonymous said...

Not gullible..Which is good to a certain extent i guess ;)
But seriously, if I dont sound like a doctor, what do i sound like..Im curious..

Lilo said...

Some guy with a pc infont of him and nothing better to do.. So most probably, some IT support/helpdesk related.. or perhaps some boring engineering stuff..

Anonymous said...

Damn. Im disappointed. IT guys are boring and lifeless.Engineers on the other hand have no sense of humour. Do you really think i fit in these categories? I would have thought more of a columnist or a sports writer.

Lilo said...

Haha, that shows how little I know of you.
But yeah, you could be a writer.. or a blogger..
Anyway, there is no point in me guessing when you never gonna admit right? So be what you are but you know now how you sound :)

Anonymous said...

Like an IT nerd? Darn. I told you Im a doctor but you would never believe now would you. So what are you doing on your pc this late anyways? IT or telemarketing? ;)

Lilo said...

Neither :) c'mon.. I'm sure you can do better than that!

Oh, one more thing.. You can also sound like an English teacher :p huhu..

Anonymous said...

English teacher? Just cause my English is more refine than yours does not make me an English teacher :P

Lilo said...

LOL.. More like you sound as boring as an English teacher who's only good at playing around with words :p

Anonymous said...

Boring because i dont use profanity and curse my boss behind her back? :P

Lilo said...

I wouldn't know that, would I? For all I know, you can be some serial killer :)

Anonymous said...

I could :) That would make me a much more interesting character compared to an English teacher now wouldnt it.
Sales? You could pull off being a sales person i reckon

Lilo said...

You wish! Until you tell me what, I will just assume you as a English teacher.

Sales? Last thing I can do! I'm cocky, I don't convince people.

Anonymous said...

Jack the Ripper! My night job ;)
Sales people are cocky. Or else they wouldnt be in sales.
OK so not sales. Media?

Lilo said...

You read me whine about my job every other day, yet you can't even get close..

Brilliance is just not in your genes I suppose :)

Anonymous said...

You just whined about it. You never said what you were whinning about. Other than the fact you have absolutely nothing to do at work..Do not judge my intelligence. “I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.”

Lilo said...

I like you for being really honest at times; yes, you absolutely know nothing.

Anonymous said...

Ah! typical female. Twist of words and throw it back at me :P

Lilo said...

Proud to be one =)