Tuesday 18 September 2012

Annoying Facebook status updates


1. Spamming your Facebook wall with cam-whoring pictures of yourself. Yes we all know what you look like. That's what profile pictures are for.

2. Spamming your Facebook wall with cam-whoring pictures of yourself and your gf/bf accompanied by vomit-inducing mushy captions. Worse still, if you break up and take us all on the torturous journey of your break up and emerge with even more cam-whoring pictures with your new gf/bf with similar annoying captions.

3. Posting how long you've been in a relationship with someone. Bravo! But obviously no one is as excited as the two of you that you've lasted this long. Why not just Whatsapp privately instead of posting your smugness publicly?

 
4. Updating your baby's/children's accomplishments and pictures of how they look like everyday. Yes, I know to you, they're the most beautiful/talented/wonderful person in the world and we would agree if only you didn't parade them on Facebook like a zoo creature.

5. Attention seeking/sympathy seeking posts
 
 
True story.
 
~Anya~

11 comments:

Lilo said...

hahaha, true story indeed! I've blocked one too many of those :p

Anonymous said...

Why so much animosity..;)
If you don't like it, don't read it. People are entitled to display their emotions.Who are we to judge

Lilo said...

(ketinggalan zaman) people who don't use Facebook, will not understand ;)

Anonymous said...

The argument was not meant for you.Unless of course the author knows he/she is in the wrong and is spineless to admit it ;)

Anya said...

I quote "If you don't like it, don't read it. People are entitled to display their emotions.Who are we to judge". You may get off your high horse now. Thank you.

Anonymous said...

Ah smart! One to call anothers mistake but not to learn from their own

Lilo said...

Can I laugh? Can I laugh? :p

Anonymous said...

Not your argument. Behave yourself :P unless anya can't fend for herself of course..

Lilo said...

Anya already gave it to you, in your face! :p

Anonymous said...

I told you to behave. Don't blame you though. One can't seem to contain themselves when stupidity is the main agenda

Lilo said...

You don't get to tell me what to do, in my blog! Practice what you preach, mister!